Cunthole

So yesterday at work I called this house and asked for the lady the loan it belonged to. A guy answered and said she didn't live there anymore. I asked if he knew any of her updated information. He's like yeah. Her address is, "1600 Pennsylvania Avenue." I was like, "Really? Thanks. I'll be sure to talk to the president about her student loan and how we can garnish her wages and take her income taxes. Have a nice day!"

I hate people.

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Anyway, I've become a pesci-vegetarian. Basically I completely cut out poultry and meat. Fish is still okay. I'm not doing it because I'm a tree hugger, it's to lose weight. And so far it's worked.

I'm bored.